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NAME: Martin Battle
ROLE:Vocals and guitar
AGE:19
FAVOURITE BANDS:Will Haven,Far and Deftones
LOOKALIKE:Gareth Gates and a guy off pokemon
MOST ROCK N ROLL I.R MOMENTS:Getting strangers to sing "happy birthday Norman" to him at the alma in Bolton,throwing a pair of underpants at a band who Inertia-rise were supporting and generally bad drunken behavier at every gig.
Martin repeatedly gets the mickey taken out of him from his bandmates for "his gay tight shirts".He always borrows money and revolves his life around taches and cigars.
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NAME:PHIL "pip" BURGESS
ROLL:DRUMS
AGE:19
SOUNDALIKE:Steven Hawkins
FAVOURITE BANDS:Rage against the machine,Muse and Deftones
MOST ROCK N ROLL I.R MOMENTS:Wearing a rather def leppardish sleeveless t-shirt which he names "LE DOG OF METAL" at every opportunity,speaking to people with zero tolerance,throwing a Blink182 fan in a skip and trying to throw an oasis fan in to the Leeds Liverpool canal.
Pip is the richest member of the band due to Tony Blairs kindness of giving him a tidy sum for his "dissability".He also knows everything there is to know about anything.oh yeah and claims that songs arent complicated enough.He is also the owner of the most boring voices ever!
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Name: Glen "Terry Wogan" Hupton
Age: 19
Role: Bass guitar & Backing Vocals
Fave bands:Shellac,Mogwai,Slint,Detones,Martin Grech
LOOKALIKES:Terry Wogan,Vic Reeves,Danny Baker,Elvis,Roy Hupton,Kyle from TenatiousD,Coby Dick.......there is more!
Most rock n roll IR moment:How long do you want?Threatening petend wannabe promoters with violence,dropping his bass and then playing it on the floor every other gig,snapping bass string which Geoff Capes couldnt break,suddenly deceiding to be a panther,collecting womens phone numbers at gigs(usually older women or women who arent single.Glen isnt the brains of inertia rise but what he lacks in memory ...and hair he makes up for with stupid remarks ,none of which can be told without both his and the bands reputation being at stake!oh yeah if you have a girlfriend dont let Glen near her!
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